I hate to disappoint if you’re looking for some tales of high adventure, but I can tell ya that there are A LOT fewer giant rats and fire beatles in the barrows now, than there were a week ago.
My brave compatriots June, Miguelle, Casan, Victoria, Frankie and I went back into the Barrows, still in search of the missing adventurers. Sadly, I think that band may have met their end as we can confirm two have been killed by the evil stuff that crawls in the Barrows, and two are still missing.
Keep both eyes peeled when you’re out there – more if you got ’em – ’cause we’ve been seeing every sign that something really heinous is afoot down in those mounds.
Anywhoo, be careful out there good adventurers!!! Try the new Peat-Za flavors, and wave a hello to the Tortletonis and our friends should we cross paths.
– Anthony “Tony-The-Tool” Tortletoni
P.S. The bridge is still there, as are the wasps, so any talk you hear of people having burned it down is a bunch-a-baloney!!!