EVIL FAERIES

EVIL FAERIES

HEAR YEE, HEAR YEE!!!! I got the latest brief for YOUS from your good buddy Toni, AKA Toni-the-Tip-Teller AKA Toni-Big-Tip!!!! So what do I gots for yous, you might ask? What sorta baddies are lurking out there? Two words: EVIL FARIES My compatriots and I (who by this...
Something Frickin’ Wicked This Way Comes

Something Frickin’ Wicked This Way Comes

Hear ye, hear ye good people of Helix! This is your buddy Tony the Tool with a little update on the state of the Barrows etc. SOMETHING¬†FRICKIN’ WICKED is down in the Barrows moving around like a dangerous wind. I don’t know if it’s a vampire, some...
A Damn Near Perfect Day

A Damn Near Perfect Day

We thought about gettin ourselves a piece of the mule action, get a piece of ass, so to speak, but we couldn’t settle on it before we hadta run out to the Barrows, so we just rent like we do. And this guy Stenwick, he’s kinda a weird dude, but he’s a...