by Casan J'onar | Feb 26, 2022 | The Village of Helix
There may be some misunderstanding going around town about a certain situation that transpired recently. Yes, it is true the Tortletoni’s and friends erased another adventuring group from the mortal plane but they HAD IT COMING, the jabroni bastards! Look, it...
by Tony the Tool | Feb 22, 2022 | Barrowmaze
Hear ye, hear ye good people of Helix! This is your buddy Tony the Tool with a little update on the state of the Barrows etc. SOMETHING FRICKIN’ WICKED is down in the Barrows moving around like a dangerous wind. I don’t know if it’s a vampire, some...
by Tony the Tool | Feb 7, 2022 | Barrowmaze
For real, we brought in some great new protein for your favorite dish!!! Trust me, it’s fantastic! Especially with a little extra buttah and gahlic. You need some new hot croc couture? Talk with us, especially cousin Vicki who’s been cooking up some...
by Frankie Tortletoni | Jan 24, 2022 | Barrowmaze
We thought about gettin ourselves a piece of the mule action, get a piece of ass, so to speak, but we couldn’t settle on it before we hadta run out to the Barrows, so we just rent like we do. And this guy Stenwick, he’s kinda a weird dude, but he’s a...
by Tony the Tool | Jan 24, 2022 | Barrowmaze
I hate to disappoint if you’re looking for some tales of high adventure, but I can tell ya that there are A LOT fewer giant rats and fire beatles in the barrows now, than there were a week ago. My brave compatriots June, Miguelle, Casan, Victoria, Frankie and I...
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